Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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