let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
