Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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