So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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