Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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