Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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