yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
