My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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