I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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