This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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