Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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