How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
should my penis look like a turkey
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
