You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She's the barista slut.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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