you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This girl is more easily done than said...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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