I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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