Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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