God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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