So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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