Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Will exercising make me less horny?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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