Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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