whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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