found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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