Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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