Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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