no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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