These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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