I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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