I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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