I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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