How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How's work?
Spinning.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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