If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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