I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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