I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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