and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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