You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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