btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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