I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Non-Jews are for practice
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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