so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
try to milk me bitch
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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