Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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