brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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