Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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