I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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