This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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