I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
He kissed a someone with a penis
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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