So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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