everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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