put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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