So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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