the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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