Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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