is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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