I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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