do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
