I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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