Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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